Daily Quote

What IF


THE OLD VERSION
if you love someone, set her free…
if she comes back, she’s yours.
if she doesn’t, it was never meant to be.

THE NEW VERSIONS…

  • Pessimist
    If you love somebody, Set her free …
    If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
    If she doesn’t, well, as expected, she never was.
  • Optimist
    If you love somebody, Set her free …
    Don’t worry, she will come back.
  • Suspicious
    If you love somebody, Set her free …
    If she ever comes back, ask her why.
  • Impatient
    If you love somebody, Set her free …
    If she doesn’t comes back within some time forget her.
  • Patient
    If you love somebody, Set her free …
    If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back …
  • Playful
    If you love somebody, Set her free …
    * If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,
    repeat *
  • Vengeful
    If you love somebody, Set her free…
    If she doesn’t come back.¬†Hunt her down and shoot her.
  • C++ Programmer
    if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free()
    if(m_she == NULL)
    m_she= new CShe;
  • Animal-Rights Activist
    If you love somebody, Set her free…
    In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
  • Lawyers
    If you love somebody, Set her free…
    Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
    Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that…
  • Bill Gates (I LOVE THIS ONE \m/ ^o^ \m/)
    If you love somebody, Set her free…
    If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
    and tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.
  • Biologist
    If you love somebody, Set her free…
    She’ll evolve.
  • Statistician
    If you love somebody, Set her free…
    If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high,
    If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.
  • Schwarzenegger’s Fan
    If you love somebody, Set her free…
    SHE’LL BE BACK!

  • Over possessive
      If you love somebody don’t set her free.
  • HR Specialist
    If you love somebody set her free
    By Offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.
  • MBA
    If you love somebody set her free…
    instantaneously…and look for others simultaneously
  • Psychologist
    If you love somebody set her free…
    If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
    If she doesn’t come, back her id is supreme
    If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
  • Somnambulist
    If you love somebody set her free…
    If she comes back, it’s a nightmare
    If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
  • Rhett Butler
    If you love somebody set YOURSELF FREE
    If she asks you why say you don’t give a damn.
  • ERP Functional Expert
    If you love somebody set her free…
    If she comes back, map her into your system
    If she doesn’t, carry out a gap-fit analysis
  • Finance Expert
    If you love somebody set her free…
    If she comes back, its time to look fresh loans.
    If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.
  • Marketing Expert
    If you love somebody set her free…
    If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
    If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new markets.


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